I know that I have no right whatsoever to complain. But for us whimps in Arizona, it's downright cold! Current temps are 33 degrees but with the wind chill it's 24. I know I would get a little sympathy from you all if it wasn't so much worse with what you have to deal with today. But at least a lot of you get a snow day to stay home and keep warm, do nothing. I'm going to make a big pot of chili for dinner tonight and wish we had the snow coming down too. Just for one day!
"Cold" is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome
the confusion. Degrees (Fahrenheit)
65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
Arizona residents close the windows and turn on the heat
60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
50 - Miami residents turn on the heat
45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
40 - You can see your breath
- Californians shiver uncontrollably
- Minnesotans go swimming
35 - Italian cars don't start
32 - Water freezes
30 - You plan your vacation to Australia
25 - Ohio water freezes
- Californians weep pitiably
- Minnesotans eat ice cream
- Canadians go swimming
20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
- New York City water freezes
- Miami residents plan vacation further South
15 - French cars don't start
- Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going
5 - American cars don't start
0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts
-10 - German cars don't start
- Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
- Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
- Miami residents cease to exist
-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
- Politicians actually do something about the homeless
- Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
- Japanese cars don't start
-25 - Too cold to think
- You need jumper cables to get the driver going
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath
- Swedish cars don't start
-40 - Californians disappear
- Minnesotans button top button
- Canadians put on sweaters
- Your car helps you plan your trip South
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes
- Alaskans close the bathroom window
-80 - Hell freezes over
- Polar bears move South
- Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
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That was hysterical!
ReplyDeleteThose temps are cold for you!!
It's sunny here and we're trying to get all the snow moved around before the temps drop waaay down. I posted more pictures of our blizzard if you're interested.
HAHAHA! That list cracked me up. And I think the temperatures you're dealing with are cold no matter where you are -- at least they are for us! Our temps have been about the same.
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